Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
"You are offending me gratuitously, sir. For starters, being a Jew is not a race. Therefore, your charges of racism are unfounded. Furthermore, Arabs are Semites and I have nothing against them. So I can't be an anti-Semite as you have called me, either."
"Well... when you put it that way..."
"Are you done with your political correctness? Can I return to what I was doing?"
"Oh, sure! Please excuse my ignorance."
Friday, December 2, 2011
"The prisoner keeps denying the charges of witchcraft."
"Clearly she's resisting the interrogation with help from the devil."
"'This study finds that homeopathy has no effect beyond placebo.'"
"Clearly big farma threw a lot of money at this."