Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Boredom

Boredom "Please clarify something for me, because I don't think I heard you right. Atheists bore you because all they talk about is what?" "Uuuhh..."

Friday, May 25, 2012

Boa

Boa "I told you! I told you I was not a hat!" "What? What just happened?"

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Overlapping

Overlapping

Friday, May 18, 2012

Curse

Curse "This one looks ominous." "'Death shall chase on swift wings and prey with talons of fiery bronze upon anyone who dares reproduce in any manner whatsoever the inscriptions of this tomb."

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

New World Order

New World Order "Why is there still democracy? Why are there still sovereign nation-states? Our global dictatorship was supposed to be announced today!" "Something terrible happened, my lord. #StopNewWorldOrder is trending on Twitter!" "NOOOO!"

Friday, May 11, 2012

HAARP

HAARP "The antenna array emits mind control waves that turn the population of the target area homosexual. The heinous sin of sodomy enrages God, who then sends earthquakes and hurricanes to manifest His anger. Devilishly simple, as you can see." "Oooh!" "Aaah!"

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Bye, Caloi


Flea Snobbery pays humble tribute to someone who was great.

Bye, Caloi

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Colors

Color "People are whatever color they feel like! This is chromatic licentiousness!" "You are absolutely right. As competent authority, we'll take step conducive to rein in this chaos." MANDATORY COLOR "LIBERTICIDE!"

Friday, May 4, 2012

Moral of the story

Moral of the story "Well, son, what have we learned from today's read?" "Er... That earthlings are full of germs and must be cooked well before eating them?" "Very good!"

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Psychoanalytic theory

Psychoanalytic theory "Boys aged three to six want to have sex with their mother, but fear their father will castrate them as a punishment." "What? Every boy?" "Every boy. "Girls that age desire their mother too, but, upon realizing they lack a penis, come to the conclusion that they have been castrated already." "Every girl?" "Every girl." "But, has this been scientifically confirmed?" "The scientific method is of no use here! Each person is unique, so generalizations as expected by science are just not possible. "Now, as I was saying, if these anxieties common to every child are not properly resolved..."