Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Friday, December 20, 2013
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Friday, December 13, 2013
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Friday, December 6, 2013
It's Francis! Blessed representative of the Kingdom of Heaven who brings us the word of Jesus! Francis! Who fights against exclusion!
"Who am I to judge them?"
Who rises up to economic power! And who, disguised as Jorge, judgmental cardinal from a Latin American country...
"Gay marriage is a move by the devil."
... fights a never-ending battle for submission, irrational belief and the Catholic way!"
Friday, November 29, 2013
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Friday, November 22, 2013
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Friday, November 15, 2013
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
"I'm going to willingly ingest this pill that causes mental confusion, impaired motor coordination, nausea, vomiting and loss of consciousness."
"That's sick! I'm not staying here to see that. I'm going to party and get smashed with my friends, like normal people do."
Friday, November 8, 2013
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Friday, November 1, 2013
"We have accidentally developed this serum that can turn anyone permanently heterosexual."
"Really? Can I see?"
"Of course, there's the matter of whether it's ethical to change someone's sex orientation."
"Er... Oh, yeah... Leave the ethics to us. We are experts."
"It's made with cells from aborted fetuses."
"Oh, Lord! Why must you put us through these tests?"
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Friday, October 18, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
"Why, yes, I firmly believe in freedom for the individual."
"I wanted to discuss that, boss. You see, about my having to wear this to not be fired..."
"I am totally free to establish that condition. You don't intend to restrict me, do you?"
Friday, October 11, 2013
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Friday, October 4, 2013
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
"That's right. These latest secularist measures are an attack against religious freed— Hey, you! Rosary beads are not for decoration! Don't wear them like that again. By the way, I haven't seen you in Mass. Don't miss it next Sunday. I'll hear you in confession beforehand.
"Where was I...? Oh, right! Religious freedom is a fundamental value and it is unacceptable that..."
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
"Unmatched cleaning! Incomparable fragrance! Buy Pepo soap now!"
"This soap is junk and nobody wants it."
"It's only a matter of finding the right marketing approach..."
"Do you wish to live in a big house with swimming pool? Drive a high-end car? Travel around the world? Become a Pepo reseller and afford everything you ever dreamt of!"
Friday, September 20, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
"I created them out of love. I made a wonderful Eden for them to live in. I'm such a nice guy, yet they disobeyed me and left!"
"That was so long ago. Isn't it time you get ov—"
"Those bastards and their descendants will implore my forgiveness or burn in Hell."
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Friday, September 6, 2013
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
"Ladies and gentlemen, the situation is as follows. In twenty-eight days' time, the asteroid Seymour will impact Earth. In the next twenty-four hours, a ship carrying an especially trained crew will take off with the mission of intercepting this asteroid and presenting it with the Nobel Peace Prize it has been granted."
Friday, August 30, 2013
"Don't you see what's happening? Don't you see you're all slaves? There's an elite manipulating world events to keep us submissive! Stop ignoring the terrible truth! Open your eyes and face it!"
"But... What if you're wrong? What if there's no one at the top with that kind of control? What if things happen for reasons more complicated than "evil people rule the earth"? What if the world is a chaotic mess with no master plan to it?"
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Friday, August 23, 2013
Friday, August 16, 2013
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
This front page is a smoke screen
This explosive, manufactured piece of news is being featured in a prominent place to distract public opinion.
The publisher, the mastermind
"This might be not the first time I do this," he said.
Friday, August 9, 2013
"Here, at this Congress on Scientific Spirituality, we are honored to have Master Chankramunda, who will teach us to cure acne with quantum meditation; Sister María Fulgence, who will explain that vaccination is the leading cause of reality television; and Nepomuceno Saldivar, creator of a system to obtain clean unlimited energy from beer froth."
"Wait a minute! Don't think I don't know what's going on! They've put each of us next to two charlatans to discredit us all!"
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
"In acupuncture, the patient pays to have needles stuck in and heals. In homeopathy, the patient pays to be given granules and heals. In chiropractic, the patient pays for bone manipulation. And heals. This new modality does away with superfluous elements and distills alternative medicine to its pure active principle."
1st Congress on PayPathic Medicine.
Friday, August 2, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
"To rule out any cultural bias, the experiment was repeated in several cities around the world. In every case, most people correctly identified the picture."
"What is the conclusion?"
"Batman is determined evolutionarily."
Friday, July 26, 2013
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Friday, July 12, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Friday, July 5, 2013
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Except for those parts of the law my followers disagree with in two thousand years. Those are totally abolished."