Friday, March 28, 2014

Multiplication

Multiplication

"Four rows of three loaves. Four times three... Twelve loaves!"

"Excellent, rabbi! Now try with the fish."

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Cold

Cold

"It's so cold today! So much for that 'global warming' stuff, huh?"

"So much for that 'flying birds' stuff, huh?"

Friday, March 21, 2014

Ready to use

Ready to use

EVERY TOPIC!

INSTANT EXPERT

Just add TV camera

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Crucifixion

Crucifixion

"But— What did you do? You just nailed me by the hands! You're supposed to do it through the wrists! I will fall from up here!"

"Er... Nobody told us..."

"It's our first crucifixion."

"Father, forgive them. They don't know what they're doing."

Friday, March 14, 2014

Confirmation

Confirmation

SCIENCE

Misquoted ten-year-old research supports our readers' biases

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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Tyranny

Tyranny

"Some people say this is a tyranny. How can that be, when this is what the people want? Doubters need only see how many resources we devote to force the people to want this!"

Friday, March 7, 2014

Right of admittance

Right of admittance

"I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

"Oh? Why not?"

"Because you mistreat your women."

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Majority

Majority

"We have all voted and decided, by four votes against one, that this picture is not threatening, so it can stay."