Friday, June 27, 2014

Other times

Other times

"In my days children used to play outside. Now they spend their time in front of a computer.

"In my days children didn't contradict their elders!"

"Spoiled brats."

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Interrogation

Interrogation

"This report by our top expert says our interrogation techniques are not reliable because the subject end up saying whatever we want to hear."

"Let me have a chat with that expert for a couple hours."

Friday, June 20, 2014

Doodle

Doodle

"What's this? Why is this childish doodle on display in an art gallery?"

"It cost thirty thousand dollars."

"I like the way the artist experiments with primary colors and deliberately simple shapes to evoke the loss of childhood innocence."

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Turing Test

Turing Test

"We created a program that logs into popular websites and posts semi-literate comments peppered with random insults. Eighty-seven percent of examiners were not able to tell it apart from a human being."

Friday, June 13, 2014

In vivo

In vivo

"Animal testing shows that this drug causes mutations. Therefore, its use is not advisable."

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Football

Football

FOOTBALL.

It fills us with passion.

And once every four years, FOOTBALL makes us forget our differences.

FOOTBALL.

It brings the best out of us.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Law-making process

Law-making process

"... therefore, I introduce this bill to allow brain parasites from HD 225299 to decide about the surgical removal of brain parasites from HD 225299."

"My party supports this initiative."

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Encomienda

Encomienda

"You are a slacker! A layabout! I will teach you to laze around when you should be working!"

"Stop! Why are you treating him like an animal? He is a man endowed with a soul! The same as you!"

"You're right. I'm sorry. I confess my fault and vow to mend my ways.

"Renounce idolatry and confess the faith of Christ! Do you want to burn in Hell! PAGAN!"