Friday, August 29, 2014

Revolution

Revolution

"Our country's situation is intolerable! We must forcibly depose those corrupt good-for-nothings who rule us!"

"Yeah! And then put Jones in their place!"

"Not Jones. Roberts."

"What do you mean, Roberts? This is a coup!"

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Classified ad

Classified ad

For hire

PERSON WORSE THAN YOU

Unapologetic selfishness
Lack of scruples
Broken promises
Infidelity and abandonment
Petty larceny
General dishonesty

Why try and be a better person?
Just point at someone else and say:

"AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT BAD"

CUSTOMIZED VILLAINY

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

Friday, August 22, 2014

Costume party

Costume party

"What do you mean, I'm not in theme? I came as a time traveler."

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Homily

Homily

"Before God and his people I express my sorrow and humbly ask forgiveness for the sins and grave crimes of the church that we can no longer hide or deny without losing face."

Friday, August 15, 2014

Proverb

Proverb

"Check out this sign I made! What do you think?"

"'You' is not spelled with a single letter."

"You're supposed to look at the message, not to nitpick over spelling! Jerk."

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Difficult legacy

Difficult legacy

"Well, yes. Of course the previous administration is to blame for everything. After all, if the previous administration had done a good job, we wouldn't have been elected into office, right? Their responsibility is clear. Next question.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Ally

Ally

"Yes! I have long admitted that the burden is distributed unevenly and that's unfair! You are right! You convinced me! I'm on your side now! What more do you want? Nothing is ever enough for you!"

Friday, August 1, 2014

Glorification

Glorification

"You can't attend a costume party as a policeman!"

"Dressing like that is a glorification of violence!"