Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Exam

Exam

Thank you for your interest! You need to answer correctly 15 of these 20 questions about the article in order to leave a comment.

1. What animal is mentioned?

Horse
Rabbit
Chicken
Tortoise

Friday, August 26, 2016

Realistic

Realistic

"Women in combat? In that period? THIS ISN'T REALISTIC!"

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Outrage

Outrage

"People on social networks get outraged over everything."

"Like there weren't good reasons to get outraged! They make me sick!"

#OutragedMorons

Friday, August 19, 2016

Simulation

Simulation

"I have definitive proof that we live in a computer simulation. Look at this cell culture through the microscope."

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Confessional

Confessional

"Have you had impure thoughts, my child?"

"Oh, no, father. My thoughts have been pure lust."

Friday, August 12, 2016

Stairs

Stairs

"You don't hear me complain about how difficult the stairs are to climb. I make the effort and climb them! That's why I got higher than you did."

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Public spending

Public spending

"That government research facility has been there for years and they have yet to open a gate to an alternate universe full of monsters."

"What are they doing with our tax money?"

Friday, August 5, 2016

Dictionary definition

Dictionary definition

"OGRE. noun. An imaginary fairy tale giant that feeds on human beings.

"There you have it. IMAGINARY. You aren't real. What do you say now?

"What an utter disregard for the meaning of words!"

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Black powder

Black powder

"Look. Now black powder is a fad. Suddenly everyone is into it."

"Posers."