Friday, January 29, 2016
"We created this computer that reproduces the thought processes of a human being."
IF many people believe it THEN it is true
IF you did nothing wrong THEN you have nothing to fear
IF you want to be safe THEN do not wear those clothes
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Friday, January 22, 2016
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Friday, January 15, 2016
"Unemployment rose by twenty percent under the administration of the Striped Party."
"It's an embarrassment that we have this government!"
"Unemployment rose by twenty percent under the administration of the Checkered Party."
"It's an embarrassment that so many refuse to work!"
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
"Do you remember when you could say apostates, blasphemers and sodomites were bound for Hell, and no one would bat an eye?"
"Those were the times! Everyone is hypersensitive now. They'll throw a fit if you just open your mouth."
"A war, that's what they need."